Correlation

"After interviewing thousands of people, I have found a strong correlation exists between being smart and agreeing with me."

Ex nihilo

"Enough! You are not the center of the universe, you know."

"Let there be!"

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Vocabulary

Can someone explain to me where 200 cartoons came from?

"No way! Those names are synonymous with superstition and irrationality and I have banned them from my rationalistic, atheist vocabulary. It's a matter of principles!"

"As you wish, but if you don't tell me the names of the planets, you'll fail astronomy."

Children

"Look what my dad got me! Devout, obedient and totally sin free! What about you? Still playing with that one you made yourself? He he.

"WAAAH!"

Robotics

"The key to our commercial success is that our industrial robots are shaped after a human worker."

"Doesn't that make them less efficient?"

"Yes, but it also makes yelling at them and mistreating them more personally fulfulling."

Detector

"Since you will only believe in what can be detected and measured, check this out. This instrument registers physiological reactions related to the fact of being offended, giving an objective, scientific assessment of the reliability of beliefs."

"The premise is invalid. Your being offended because your beliefs are being questioned doesn't make those beliefs true."

DING

"Gotcha!"

Palmistry

Of course it's a science! Look at how the police examines the lines of the fingers to find out whether someone is a criminal."

Defense

"You saw it! They attacked us while we were peacefully boarding their ship. Everything after that we did it in self defense."

"Aye aye, captain!"