The blasphemy of the prophets

It's Blasphemy Day! (Or Campaign for Free Expression, as they're calling it now to avoid being blasphemous, or that I guess.) And I'm celebrating it with this little tribute to Jesus and Mo, my favourite blasphemous webcomic.

Conception

CONTAINS ONE SOUL

"How will we get it inside?"

"Hmmmm..."

Tolerance

"I respect those who hold opinions different from my own. I admire those who speak their mind and stand by their ideas. But is it really necessary to do both at the same time? That's so annoying!"

Clean fight

"What do you mean you want to be untied and given a pair of gloves? Secularists are so aggressive!

Difference

Dedicated to Molly Norris, creator of Everybody Draw Mohammed Day, who had to go into hiding and change her identity because of the death threats she got.

Fanatic: "If you mock my beliefs, I will kill you!"

Moderate: "If you mock my beliefs, he will kill you."

Quantum

"The subatomic universe follows different laws than our everyday macroscopic world..."

"... therefore, our everyday macroscopic world follows the same laws as the subatomic universe.

Cogs

"Aren't you tired of being just another piece in the machine?"

"Yeah, the system crushes your individuali— Hey! What's that one doing?"

"Wasting energy that could be used for something useful. That's what."

Denounce

"Lies! It's all lies! Scientists are professional liars who reject my theories because they challenge the status quo they're paid to uphold! Besides, there's a scientist here who says my theories are right. You people are not doubting an academic authority, are you?"

"Hello!"

Plague control

"Why don't you just fumigate!"

"No! I prefer organic farming."

"Psst! Whatever. But you'll be sorry."