Friday, May 31, 2013
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Friday, May 24, 2013
"We are concerned about discrimination. That is we assembled this expert panel to discuss the exclusion of non-blue people."
"Why are they all blue?"
"Oh! You're questioning them on the basis of their color? It's good to know where the bigots are."
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
No email alerts.
No Facebook or Twitter status updates.
No picture or audio recording capabilities.
No video playback.
No reminder of appointments.
No permanent contact with your friends.
No USB port.
No 3G or wifi connection.
"I want it!"
Friday, May 17, 2013
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
"We human beings like to consider ourselves as rational, yet psychology reveals we all have biases and other cognitive limitations we fall into without ever realizing it."
"Every human being? Both men and women?"
"Uh... Yes, of course."
SCIENCE CONFIRMS THAT WOMEN ARE IRRATIONAL
Friday, May 10, 2013
"Looking to alleviate the crisis, a plan will be announced tomorrow to replace the population with robots, which are cheaper for the state."
"But... that... that is..."
"A great idea? No, you don't need to congratulate me. Anything to meet the fiscal goals and make the economic situation of the nation better."