"You have seen the documents. You have heard the testimonies of irreproachable witnesses and the excuses of dogmatic scientists. Will you have the independence of thought required to accept something inexplicable is going on? Or will you be a sheep and believe whatever you are expected to? I won't tell you what to think. Draw your own conclusions."
"Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father."
"I couldn't find wine, but I got some tequila, limes and a few bits of our mother."
"Let's attack those across the river! They're demons!"
EVOLUTION
"We will not see the essence of our country polluted by foreign influences that people with values different from our own are intent on bringing onto our soil!"
"I will hang this to show that I condemn homophobia. That I will!"
"You can hang this next to it too."
"Eww! Gross."
The verbal key but is used to delete what was just said.
Usage examples:
I am not racist but
I don't really like gossip but
I have the utmost respect for your lifestyle choices but
"My parents wouldn't let me watch Star Wars. I won't be like that. My children will have what i couldn't."
"But mom, I don't like Star Wars."
"Quiet. Mommy's working."
"That's true. I'm living large. I don't apologize for anything, though. What I have, I earn it with my work."
"You don't work! You only show up at your business to collect the profits. Your employees do everything."
"And I pay them for that, don't I? I buy their work, so it's MY work! MINE!
"Who did this?"
Ceci n'est pas un dieu
