Philosophy

"The first step in the way to wisdom is to ignore the pedantic aphorisms some people make up like they know the way to wisdom."

Key

"Lock the door and put the key in the potted plant."

"Choose a security question."

"What is the name of your pet?"

Enmity

"I warn you: I know where you live, I know where you work, and if you mess with me, I'll kill you. I'm not joking. I swear I'll find you and kill you."

"Hey! What's up, guys?"

"He just threatened to kill me."

"And now you're slandering me!"

Scandal

"It's scandalous that Big Pharma companies are using this epidemic to fatten their purse. Scandalous! So, instead of giving them your business, use my cure-all tonic! It's cheap and effective!"

Masculine

MASCULINITY

Standard Pack

Now with 15% more insecurities

Warning: In case of irritation, beat the hell out of the perceived cause.

Cruelty

"Your situation is regrettable, but I don't believe in opening locks. Making people act against their beliefs is cruel."

Traditions

"It might be traditional, but it's still stupid."

"I know! But my people has used tradition to justify stupidity for centuries. If we stopped doing it, we'd be betraying our roots!"

Manners

"Good afternoon, gentleman. I am letting you know that from now on you will be required to wear this collar and walk on all fours, if you are kind enough."

"Don't listen to him! You are a human being, damn it! Not a dog!"

"He was respectful. You should learn."

"Don't talk, please. Just bark."

Excuse

"My window! My TV!"

"Oh, of course! You had to go and find just another excuse to dismiss my arguments out of hand, did you?"