Friday, February 27, 2015

The color of money

The color of money

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Bad example

Bad example

"You shouldn't do that in public. It sets a bad example for children."

"What does that mean?"

"It means they'll want to do the same when they grow up."

"So what?"

"Well, they'll be setting a bad example for children!"

"Uh-huh."

Friday, February 20, 2015

Mad scientist

Mad scientist

"I built this death ray on a shoestring budgets and with no help. But does anyone acknowledge my achievement? No! They only care I'm using it to take over the world. This anti-intellectualism is sickening."

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Friday, February 13, 2015

Ecumenism

Ecumenism

"There is no need to be Catholic to acknowledge me as ultimate authority and do as I say."

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Fire

Fire

"There was an electric failure close to some flammable materials. Not much was lost, but all our cancer cell cultures were destroyed."

FIRE CURES CANCER

Friday, February 6, 2015

Muslim

Muslim

"If you don't want these wild animals to slaughter you like the violent irrational brutes they are, you'd better respect them!"

"Hey!"

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Hydra

Hydra

"Final count: three votes for killing Hercules, three votes against, and one abstention."

"Who abstained?"

"I simply think that this issue hasn't been debated enough."

"Why don't we just choose a head to make the decisions?"

"I will not blindly follow some else's lead."