Friday, July 31, 2015

Railing

Railing

"Some people have stubbed their toe on this railing! It's a public danger!"

"We demand its immediate removal on safety grounds!"

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Growing up

Growing up

"No! It's not your birthday."

"No! There are bills to pay."

Friday, July 24, 2015

Argument

Argument

Year 2065

"You are a GMO!"

"And you are an evolutionist!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, you vaccinate your children!"

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Friday, July 17, 2015

Waste of money

Waste of money

"Millions were spent on this while people go hungry!"

"This is a movie."

"Oh! That's very different."

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Waiting

Waiting

WINTER IS COMING

"Pfft! It's been years now and winter never comes."

JESUS COMES SOON

"There."

Friday, July 10, 2015

Traffic infraction

Traffic infraction

"Did you know you were going at twice the allowed speed?"

"I was speeding ironically?"

"Oh! I'm sorry. Please, go on."

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Ruckus

Ruckus

"These clichés perpetuate harmful ideas about..."

"Here we go. This just reflects what happens in reality. It tells no one what to do or what to think. Do you want to censor them? Huh? Do you want to tell them what they can or can't say! Nazi"

"I just said..."

"Don't say anything! Just watch silently instead of making ruckus after ruckus over everyday stuff!"

"I am a balanced person because I'm a Libra."

"Oh, no! I will not shut up about this! They're perpetuating harmful ideas!"

Friday, July 3, 2015

Ritual

Ritual

"Place all the items in a bowl containing benzine, alcohol, kerosene, and acetone, and light them on fire at midnight while intoning the conjuration I gave you. Soon you will be a millionaire."

"I award the plaintiff one million dollars in damages."