Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Camera

Camera

"You see. The prefix mega- means 'large.' And this camera I sold you has twelve LARGE pixels. I never lied to you!"

Friday, May 27, 2016

Smoke signals

Smoke signals

"Long-distance communication discourages us from meeting face to face.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Electoral platform

Electoral platform

"I will eradicate poverty with measures that have never done anything but generate poverty!"

"Eradicate poverty! You have my vote."

Friday, May 20, 2016

Like animals

Like animals

"Enough! Stop it! Stop having sex like animals! You're supposed to mate only to breed and perpetuate the species! AND THAT'S IT!

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

A visitor from the future

A visitor from the future

"You mean the raising of children is the responsibility of those who engender them? Regardless of their aptitude or experience?"

"Stupid time traveler! It's selfies and pictures of food what should shock you about this age! Do I need to explain everything to you?"

Friday, May 13, 2016

Educational deficiencies

Educational deficiencies

"Look! This is a student's answer in an exam. Education is in shambles!"

"That seems to be the case. You were never taught what a representative sample is."

Friday, May 6, 2016

Bottom line

Bottom line

"If the company earns more, we will be able to pay more to our workers!"

"How will the company earn more?"

"We will pay less to our workers."