Friday, July 29, 2016

Ad agency

Ad agency

"According to the client's brief, the major value they want associated with their brand is 'embarrassment.'"

"Let's target the campaign at young people!"

"Speaking their language!"

"With emojis!"

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Ax murderer

Ax murderer

Friday, July 22, 2016

Respectful

Respectful

"You should be respectful to those who disagree with you. Learn from my example!"

"You're all the time telling me to shut up."

"But I'm very respectful to those who disagree with you!"

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Scarcity

Scarcity

ARTIFICIAL SCARCITY

By HENRIETTA MARQUEZ

PhD in Economics

PRE-ORDER YOURS! ONLY 200 WILL BE PRINTED!

Friday, July 15, 2016

On the wall

On the wall

"I told you not to draw on the walls! I told you! Now these scholars will spend YEARS debating whether this is or isn't art!"

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Distress message

Distress message

"We've been years in this island and not a single ship has passed by. We need to accept we will never be rescued."

"Hmm... Wait. I have an idea."

WHAT IF ZELDA WAS A GIRL?

"ZELDA IS A GIRL!"

Friday, July 8, 2016

Debate

Debate

"No! We will not discuss arguments for and against crushing my skull with a sledgehammer.

"You're so closed to debate! Such a fanatic!"

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Enlightenment

Enlightenment

"Come, Holy Spirit. Help me overcome close-mindedness."

"I'm a sociocultural construct, result of centuries' worth of syncretism."

"That's not true!"

Friday, July 1, 2016

Counterargument

Counterargument

"If there is no God, how do you explain that you'll go to Hell for being an atheist? It makes no sense!"