Exclusion

"We are concerned about discrimination. That is we assembled this expert panel to discuss the exclusion of non-blue people."

"Why are they all blue?"

"Oh! You're questioning them on the basis of their color? It's good to know where the bigots are."

Gadget

INERT GLASS

Innovations:
No email alerts.
No Facebook or Twitter status updates.
No picture or audio recording capabilities.
No video playback.
No reminder of appointments.
No permanent contact with your friends.
No GPS.
No USB port.
No 3G or wifi connection.

"I want it!"

Telemarketing

"Congratulations! The owner of this phone number has won the right to buy a car from us! If you want to buy it, do not enter the code 5617894125715 in the next three seconds.