Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Blame

Blame

"We are blamed for invading these countries and bombing their populations, but no one says a word about their having so much oil."

"Indeed! They're asking for it."

Friday, August 29, 2014

Revolution

Revolution

"Our country's situation is intolerable! We must forcibly depose those corrupt good-for-nothings who rule us!"

"Yeah! And then put Jones in their place!"

"Not Jones. Roberts."

"What do you mean, Roberts? This is a coup!"

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

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