Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Rational

Rational

"Look, this is my membership card. Read what it says on it."

"Rationalist association."

"Exactly. I belong to a rationalist association. That is, a group of rational people. Therefore, I am a rational person and all my judgments are informed by reason and logic."

"That is not a very rational argument."

"Again? Read the damn card, I'm telling you!"

Friday, April 3, 2015

Fight for freedom

Fight for freedom

"They're taking our freedom away! The freedom we need to fight this corrupt, authoritarian system! And, once we have brought the system down, we'll remove freedom because it will be no longer necessary and they might want to use it to revert everything.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Stronger sex, weaker sex

Stronger sex, weaker sex

"I explained to you already this is a job for me. Women aren't strong enough for it."

"But..."

"Enough! I won't hire you and that's it."

"They have it easy, don't they?"

"Yeah. Why bother when they have us around to break our backs doing the hard work?"