Friday, March 27, 2015

Watermark

Watermark

"Why do you watermark every picture you upload?"

"So no one will claim my work as their own."

"But you didn't take any of these pictures! Which work?"

"What do you mean, which work? Pictures don't watermark themselves, you know."

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Disadvantage

Disadvantage

"There aren't soup kitchens for me. There aren't shelters for me. There aren't social aid plans for me. And yet you are supposed to be the disadvantaged one? You should give me money!"

Friday, March 20, 2015

Free speech

Free speech

"Why shouldn't I say 'shut up or I'll cave your head in'? You want to censor me now?"