Friday, November 28, 2014

Euphemisms

Euphemisms

"I call things by their proper names. For example, if I see a fag, I won't call him 'gay.' I'll call him a fag. And if I see a pregnant fifteen-year-old, I won't call her a 'victim of society.' I'll call her what she is. And if she gets offended, she shouldn't be so easy."

"You're just a jerk."

"The term is 'politically incorrect'!

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Lessons from the past

Lessons from the past

On the other hand, those who CAN remember the past proclaim:

"This is totally different from that!"

And repeat it anyway.

Friday, November 21, 2014

Rome

Rome

"Take note. 'To Titus Modicus Spurious, commander of the Twenty-seventh Legion...'"

"Should I write 'twenty-seven' in letters or in letters?"