Friday, May 27, 2016

Smoke signals

Smoke signals

"Long-distance communication discourages us from meeting face to face.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Electoral platform

Electoral platform

"I will eradicate poverty with measures that have never done anything but generate poverty!"

"Eradicate poverty! You have my vote."

Friday, May 20, 2016

Like animals

Like animals

"Enough! Stop it! Stop having sex like animals! You're supposed to mate only to breed and perpetuate the species! AND THAT'S IT!