Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Ruckus

Ruckus

"These clichés perpetuate harmful ideas about..."

"Here we go. This just reflects what happens in reality. It tells no one what to do or what to think. Do you want to censor them? Huh? Do you want to tell them what they can or can't say! Nazi"

"I just said..."

"Don't say anything! Just watch silently instead of making ruckus after ruckus over everyday stuff!"

"I am a balanced person because I'm a Libra."

"Oh, no! I will not shut up about this! They're perpetuating harmful ideas!"

Friday, July 3, 2015

Ritual

Ritual

"Place all the items in a bowl containing benzine, alcohol, kerosene, and acetone, and light them on fire at midnight while intoning the conjuration I gave you. Soon you will be a millionaire."

"I award the plaintiff one million dollars in damages."

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Etymology

Etymology

"I've got nothing against you people. I respect you a lot. But you shouldn't use the word ecclesiastical. Ecclesiastical comes from ecclesia, which was an assembly of Athenian citizens. You are not an assembly of Athenian citizens. Words have meaning."