Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park

"What is this chicken?"

"It's a dinosaur, Mr. Hammond."

"With feathers? Ridiculous! I want them gone in the next batch."

Friday, July 18, 2014

Cell phone

Cell phone

"Beware of your cell phone! It will make you sterile!"

"Contraception is a sin!"

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Want

Want

"I need one hundred extra dollars to pay this month's rent."

"Is that all you need? I envy you, my friend! I need thirty million to expand abroad."