Friday, February 27, 2015

The color of money

The color of money

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Bad example

Bad example

"You shouldn't do that in public. It sets a bad example for children."

"What does that mean?"

"It means they'll want to do the same when they grow up."

"So what?"

"Well, they'll be setting a bad example for children!"

"Uh-huh."

Friday, February 20, 2015

Mad scientist

Mad scientist

"I built this death ray on a shoestring budgets and with no help. But does anyone acknowledge my achievement? No! They only care I'm using it to take over the world. This anti-intellectualism is sickening."