Friday, May 24, 2013
"We are concerned about discrimination. That is we assembled this expert panel to discuss the exclusion of non-blue people."
"Why are they all blue?"
"Oh! You're questioning them on the basis of their color? It's good to know where the bigots are."
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
No email alerts.
No Facebook or Twitter status updates.
No picture or audio recording capabilities.
No video playback.
No reminder of appointments.
No permanent contact with your friends.
No USB port.
No 3G or wifi connection.
"I want it!"