Friday, September 30, 2016

DRM

DRM

"I created a DRM scheme that does make sense."

"What does it do?"

"It lets only true fans buy and listen to music."

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Run over

Run over

"My God! Don't move!

"Send in an ambulance! A man just had an accident! He was run over by a car of a government agen—"

"And what about the previous administration? HUH?"

Friday, September 23, 2016

Generosity

Generosity

"Thank you! You are very generous."

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Smile

Smile

YOU NEVER KNOW WHO COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR SMILE

"Is this an argument for or against smiling?"

"I'm not very sure."

Friday, September 16, 2016

Keynote

Keynote

"Our company is at the cutting edge of innovation. We're constantly in search of new ways to charge for work done by other people."

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Anti-radiation

Anti-radiation

Effective procedure. Stops your cell phone from emitting radiation.

Friday, September 9, 2016

God's love

God's love

"That's not true! God doesn't say we'll go to Hell if we don't love him."

"He doesn't?"

"No! He says that if we do love him, then we WON'T go to hell."

"Uh-huh."

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Homage

Homage

"We have gathered here to honor this great person who never stopped reminding us that the poor and the helpless are a means for us to earn paradise...

Friday, September 2, 2016

360

360

"I explained this to you already! Saying 'a 360 degree turn' is wrong! That is a full turn! If something turns 360 degrees, it ends up just like it started!"

"What were you saying?"

"Er..."