DRM

"I created a DRM scheme that does make sense."

"What does it do?"

"It lets only true fans buy and listen to music."

Human rights

"Who can tell me what human rights are for?"

"I can! I can! They're for charging countries we don't like with abusing them."

"Correct!"

Tough

"I'll tell you what's wrong with the world: authorities are too soft! We need to do away with this 'human rights' nonsense! Me mustn't be afraid of harsh punishments!

"But FOR OTHER PEOPLE! Not for ME!"

Personhood

"Don't confuse the issue with technicalities! These embryos are over eighteen and you have no right to prevent them from voting!"

Persecuted

"No! I don't want to feed you to the lions, or send you to the firing squad, or anything. You and I may disagree on many things, but I still think you should have the same rights as everyone else."

"Ha! See? You're admitting to wanting to restrict my rights! INQUISITOR!"

Suspect

"The male was found in the suspicious circumstance of knowing his own rights, and was therefore promptly taken into custody to be questiones about any felonies he might be involved in..."