At the coffee shop

"There were really coffee shops before wi-fi existed, granpa? What were they for?"

"Well, back then there was nothing you could retweet, share or like, so people met at these shops to fix the world in person."

Position

"Oh, sure! Since you can't climb this high on your own, you want to bring me down so you can feel better! Envy is one ugly motivation, you know."

Evangelizing

"Part of our evangelizing mission is to make the world see that happiness is only possible in the bosom of the Catholic Church?"

"How do you do that?"

"We pressure for legislation that makes Catholics happy and everyone else miserable."