Safety

"... and we trust this new seat model will reduce violence outbursts at sport stadiums."

Modern art

"For this piece I framed an ordinary dolar bill to protest the loss of the etical, esthetical and spiritual values of art, substituted by mere monetary worth."

"How profound! I offer 15,000 dollars for it."

"The bidding starts at 20,000."

Brothers

"I'm sick of seeing you at that computer! Why don't you read a book like your brother does?