Tuesday, March 17, 2009
"And he said unto them, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his—"
"Ah! Who... Who's there?"
"Don't you recognize me? I am the one to whom you talk every day. I AM JEHOVAH, YOUR GOD!"
"God! Oh my sweet Lord, I am your humblest servant! Tell me what to do, and I will obey"
"I have chosen you to set the record straight. That book you were reading has many things wrong."
"What? How can that be? The Bible is your revealed, inerrant word!"
"No. It is the work of men."
"Bu— But... INFIDEL!"