Friday, March 4, 2011
"Emergency, brother Christopher! A religious fanatic is assaulting a socialist homosexual Muslim immigrant!"
"Good Heavens, brother Theodore! There's not a second to waste!"
"Faster, brother! We're almost there!"
"May the Lord help us arrive on time."
"God hates your kind! You will all burn in Hell!"
"No, please! No more! Ouch!"
"Make no mistake, my friend! This violence has nothing to do with the message of Jesus Christ!"
"The Gospels preach love and charity among all men."
"Phew! We arrived just in time!"
"You can say that again, brother Theodore! That person could have walked away with a permanent bad impression of Christianity."