Friday, August 9, 2013
"Here, at this Congress on Scientific Spirituality, we are honored to have Master Chankramunda, who will teach us to cure acne with quantum meditation; Sister María Fulgence, who will explain that vaccination is the leading cause of reality television; and Nepomuceno Saldivar, creator of a system to obtain clean unlimited energy from beer froth."
"Wait a minute! Don't think I don't know what's going on! They've put each of us next to two charlatans to discredit us all!"