T-shirt

Checks and stripes

"Only degenerates wear checkered clothes. Decent people wear striped clothes."

"Hi! How are you?"

"See? My friend is so decent his clothes are striped in two directions."

"Why are you talking with a degenerate?"

Burqa

"I made a placard to protest how oppressive the burqa is."

"Oh! Can I see it?"

RESPECT MY RIGHT TO SEE HER IN SKIMPY CLOTHES

"By the way, you are oppressing me too."

Pink tie

"No, we don't want them banned just because we don't like them. It's a matter of public safety. Those who wear pink ties are exposed to serious risks."

"Yeah? Give me an example."

"See? They are a real danger!"

Choice