Showing posts with label confession. Show all posts
Showing posts with label confession. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Confessional

Confessional

"Have you had impure thoughts, my child?"

"Oh, no, father. My thoughts have been pure lust."

Friday, October 31, 2008

Confession

Confession

"And those are my sins, father. What will my penance be?"

"No penance for you, my child. Your confession has been so memorable that your absolution is on the house this time."