Holy Week

"For God so loved the world, that he gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not work, but have a four-day vacation."

Crucifixion

"But— What did you do? You just nailed me by the hands! You're supposed to do it through the wrists! I will fall from up here!"

"Er... Nobody told us..."

"It's our first crucifixion."

"Father, forgive them. They don't know what they're doing."