Prophecy

"Master Camisael is a true prophet. He has made over seven thousand predictions that came true!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yes! Every day he announces: 'The world will not end tomorrow.' And he has never failed so far!"

The end

"My God... It has happened... It's the end of the world, just as I had predicted. I was right... and everybody else was wrong... And there's no one left to rub it in their faces!"

Calendar

"Was a date stamp for over five thousand years really necessary?"

"You have no idea how things are in this office. Whenever new supplies have to be bought, everyone acts as if it's the end of the world."