Entering

"I told you to buy the 20 meg plan, dude."

"Shut up."

The saint

(Children, don't learn your history from cartoons. No, people back then weren't executed over such simple stupidities. They were executed over much more complex, sophisticated stupidities.)

"After a long deliberation, it has been decided to use the chronopod to bring Sir Thomas More to the present. We are certain that the example set by the Church martyr and saint will strengthen the faith in these times of secularism and blasphemy."

"The Holy Bible must be in Latin! HERETICS!"

Outbreak

"How are things looking?"

"Pretty bad, sir. Contention measures have failed. The affected areas keep growing at a steady pace."

"... I see."

"It's spreading so fast! How is that possible?"

"That's modern civilization for you. Anything can go around the world in a matter of hours."

"There's a new focus in Southeast Asia, sir!"

"Another new focus near São Paulo!"

"God help us all..."

"What are the yellow spots?"

"Hm? Oh, that would be the flu."

"The fl...? What the hell is with all that red then?"

"Idiotic flu rumors."

"... Oh."