Peace be upon him

Happy Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!

"Isn't he wonderful? He has covered his likeness lest his more devout followers feel tempted to sin against other people's life when they see this cartoon!"

"A true example of peace and virtue!"

"Salaam!"

Hygiene

Only for this week, next cartoon will come out Thursday due to exceptional circumstances.

"It's dirty."

"I won't get you a new one if you ruit in! Is that clear?"

Supreme authority

"NO! I told you all not to do that! STOP IT!"

"Darling, I'm worried about the baby. Why don't you talk with him?"

"Oh, that's just typical of his age. Better his toys now than his children when he grows up."

"I didn't give you free will for that! WORSHIP ME!"