Defense

"You saw it! They attacked us while we were peacefully boarding their ship. Everything after that we did it in self defense."

"Aye aye, captain!"

Rights

"Objection, Your Honor! My defendant is entitled to a fair trial and this court is clearly biased in favor of human rights."

Blogger of the year

"Hmm... This blog thing looks good to make my stuff known."

"Hmm... This stuff looks good for my blog."

"I thank my readers for making this possible..."