Ritual

"Place all the items in a bowl containing benzine, alcohol, kerosene, and acetone, and light them on fire at midnight while intoning the conjuration I gave you. Soon you will be a millionaire."

"I award the plaintiff one million dollars in damages."

Fair punishment

"... so now I free all the defendants who repent of their crimes, because my innocent son is in jail in their place."

"An example of perfect justice!"

Rights

"Objection, Your Honor! My defendant is entitled to a fair trial and this court is clearly biased in favor of human rights."