Prisoner

"They locked me up because of my ideas!"

"Which ideas?"

"I had the idea of digging a tunnel to a bank's vault and emptying the safe deposit boxes."

Unfair

"I got done for robbery. But my neighbor's the one to blame."

"How so?"

"He got something I really wanted."

Entrapment

Father

"I loved my children! I was always seeing to their well-being. I kept telling then what to do, what to wear, who to go out with... But they never listened to me! I was patient and gave them plenty of chances... But, in the end, they left me with no choice but to throw them into the fire."

"A role model of a loving father."

Fair punishment

"... so now I free all the defendants who repent of their crimes, because my innocent son is in jail in their place."

"An example of perfect justice!"

Drink ye all

"You're in big trouble, buddy. Your blood alcohol content is way over the legal limit."

Legal dilemma

"I can't tell how long you'll be here. You clearly crossed the border irregularly, but they still can't decide whether to press charges for illegal immigration or cattle smuggling."

Context is important

"The director had this idea of using scary stories to deter inmates from escaping."

"Looks like it could use some tweaking."

"He was warned against it, but he wouldn't listen. So, one afternoon he went over the perimeter fence and started running... and was never seen again."