Congress

"Here, at this Congress on Scientific Spirituality, we are honored to have Master Chankramunda, who will teach us to cure acne with quantum meditation; Sister María Fulgence, who will explain that vaccination is the leading cause of reality television; and Nepomuceno Saldivar, creator of a system to obtain clean unlimited energy from beer froth."

"Wait a minute! Don't think I don't know what's going on! They've put each of us next to two charlatans to discredit us all!"

"Oh!"

New medicine

"In acupuncture, the patient pays to have needles stuck in and heals. In homeopathy, the patient pays to be given granules and heals. In chiropractic, the patient pays for bone manipulation. And heals. This new modality does away with superfluous elements and distills alternative medicine to its pure active principle."

1st Congress on PayPathic Medicine.

Outsourcing

"Why don't you draw Muhammad too? Craven atheist!"

"Why don't you do your own dirty work? Lazy Christian!"