Philosophy

"The first step in the way to wisdom is to ignore the pedantic aphorisms some people make up like they know the way to wisdom."

Key

"Lock the door and put the key in the potted plant."

"Choose a security question."

"What is the name of your pet?"

Enmity

"I warn you: I know where you live, I know where you work, and if you mess with me, I'll kill you. I'm not joking. I swear I'll find you and kill you."

"Hey! What's up, guys?"

"He just threatened to kill me."

"And now you're slandering me!"