Friday, October 10, 2008
CASE FILE # 5483217617
SCHMOE, Joseph L.
Mr. Schmoe was murdered with multiple strokes of a cleaver while he was watching television. Witnesses reported having seen a tall male subject with a ski mask running away from the house at the time of the crime.
WORST. CRIME. EVER.
This murder is idiotic. A cleaver? Come on! There are a hundred better ways to whack a dude.
O RLY? Well, if it's so easy, why don't you go out and murder someone yourself?
This person died because he failed to follow the instructions in this comment, AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE READ IT, THE SAME WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. Copy and paste this comment in three other case files, and you'll meet your true love. Otherwise, you'll find an untimely, gruesome death.