Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Nonzero, the implausible man

Nonzero, the implausible man

"Look! Up in the sky!"

"It's a bird!"

"It's a plane!"

"It's a meteorite!"

"It's a weather balloon!"

"It's swamp gas!"

No! Until proven otherwise, it is...

NONZERO
The implausible man!

Coming from a far away planet —you aren't so arrogant as to think humans are alone in the universe, are you?—, Nonzero fights crime with his superpowers.

SUPER STRENGTH

Trustworthy withesses have seen him lifting weights impossible for a normal human being. Will you doubt their word?

X-RAY VISION

In controlled tests he performed 1.26% over expected by chance.

... AND HE CAN FLY!

"Yes I can!"

It's up to you to prove that he can't!

NONZERO
The implausible man!

You'll believe a man can do whatever we tell you he can do!

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