Tuesday, February 3, 2009
"This evening, in his inauguration address, President Orlok thanked his constituency and talked about his goals."
"I feel honored by the trust that the people have placed in me. With that trust, and the help of my lord Satan, the next four years will see me draining the blood of every man, woman and child in this country."
"See? Do you understand now why I kept telling you to go out and vote?"
"Bah! The other guy was likely to raise taxes. They're all the same garbage!"