Disclaimer

"What you are about to see is based on actual events. Some details have been changed for dramatic purposes."

"What are you watching?"

"The news."

Romantic

"I like for you to be still: it is as though you were absent..."

"Hey, Arthur! I had no idea you liked poetry."

I love it! This Neruda guy is telling his woman to shut up so he can pretend she's not there. That's a real man!"

For the truth

THINK ABOUT IT!!

WHO put that tree right there in the middle of the garden?

WHO created the serpent?

WHO knew what was going to happen and did nothing to stop it?

WHO benefits from having man toiling the earth and give him offerings?

THE FALL OF MAN WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!

Apathy

"This evening, in his inauguration address, President Orlok thanked his constituency and talked about his goals."

"I feel honored by the trust that the people have placed in me. With that trust, and the help of my lord Satan, the next four years will see me draining the blood of every man, woman and child in this country."

"See? Do you understand now why I kept telling you to go out and vote?"

"Bah! The other guy was likely to raise taxes. They're all the same garbage!"