Indoctrination

Dissemination

Nut

Outrage

"People on social networks get outraged over everything."

"Like there weren't good reasons to get outraged! They make me sick!"

#OutragedMorons

Star stuff

"Matter in Earth comes from stars that no longer exist."

"Really?"

Science confirms it
THE STONE OF THE PYRAMIDS COME FROM THE STARS

Reliable

Societal crisis

TODAY'S YOUNG PEOPLE ARE NOT LIKE I WAS AT THEIR AGE

What steps can be taken to revert this worrying trend before a catastrophic collapse of society takes place?

Ruckus

"These clichés perpetuate harmful ideas about..."

"Here we go. This just reflects what happens in reality. It tells no one what to do or what to think. Do you want to censor them? Huh? Do you want to tell them what they can or can't say! Nazi"

"I just said..."

"Don't say anything! Just watch silently instead of making ruckus after ruckus over everyday stuff!"

"I am a balanced person because I'm a Libra."

"Oh, no! I will not shut up about this! They're perpetuating harmful ideas!"

Production meeting

"We've been reporting the news for years. We know what can happen when we cover dramatic events. We must be prepared for a worst case scenario."

"Things getting out of hand and people dying?"

"Things being solved peacefully and NOBODY dying."

The color of money

Fire

"There was an electric failure close to some flammable materials. Not much was lost, but all our cancer cell cultures were destroyed."

FIRE CURES CANCER

The people's pope

Wine

Scientist claim newspapers will unthinkingly cover their work if it references wine in any way.

Use of stock images inevitable, the report finds.

Bridge

BRIDGE BUILT BY ENGINEER COSTOLETZ OPENS TODAY
Novel techniques were used in its making

TRAGEDY: BRIDGE COLLAPSES
Two hundred dead and injured

COSTELETZ COMMISSIONED TO RE-BUILD THE BRIDGE
"My techniques ensure a solid construction"

"So we decided to teach engineering farther from were political science was taught."

"I see."

Slavery

"This new report confirms it, mister secretary. The textile industry uses slave labor."

"This is unacceptable and must be fought at the highest levels."

CLOTHING MANUFACTURE BANNED BY GOVERNMENT

Secretary: "This is an immoral industry."

Cell phone

"Beware of your cell phone! It will make you sterile!"

"Contraception is a sin!"

Ready to use

EVERY TOPIC!

INSTANT EXPERT

Just add TV camera

Confirmation

SCIENCE

Misquoted ten-year-old research supports our readers' biases

SHARE

Proposition

Front page

THE DAILY

Media scandal

This front page is a smoke screen

This explosive, manufactured piece of news is being featured in a prominent place to distract public opinion.

The publisher, the mastermind

"This might be not the first time I do this," he said.