Dissemination

Star stuff

"Matter in Earth comes from stars that no longer exist."

"Really?"

Science confirms it
THE STONE OF THE PYRAMIDS COME FROM THE STARS

Corruption

"This is a scandal! If they're going to take what's ours, they should do it legally!"

Impact

Production meeting

"We've been reporting the news for years. We know what can happen when we cover dramatic events. We must be prepared for a worst case scenario."

"Things getting out of hand and people dying?"

"Things being solved peacefully and NOBODY dying."

Barrel

"Someone left the spigot open."

"Good heaven!"

THE POPE LAMENTED THE SPILLAGE OF BLOOD

Wine

Scientist claim newspapers will unthinkingly cover their work if it references wine in any way.

Use of stock images inevitable, the report finds.

Bridge

BRIDGE BUILT BY ENGINEER COSTOLETZ OPENS TODAY
Novel techniques were used in its making

TRAGEDY: BRIDGE COLLAPSES
Two hundred dead and injured

COSTELETZ COMMISSIONED TO RE-BUILD THE BRIDGE
"My techniques ensure a solid construction"

"So we decided to teach engineering farther from were political science was taught."

"I see."

Slavery

"This new report confirms it, mister secretary. The textile industry uses slave labor."

"This is unacceptable and must be fought at the highest levels."

CLOTHING MANUFACTURE BANNED BY GOVERNMENT

Secretary: "This is an immoral industry."

Cell phone

"Beware of your cell phone! It will make you sterile!"

"Contraception is a sin!"

Confirmation

SCIENCE

Misquoted ten-year-old research supports our readers' biases

SHARE

Front page

THE DAILY

Media scandal

This front page is a smoke screen

This explosive, manufactured piece of news is being featured in a prominent place to distract public opinion.

The publisher, the mastermind

"This might be not the first time I do this," he said.

Menace

"In today's show... MEDIA-FUELED MORAL PANICS. Are your children really safe from them?"

Breaking news

Cover story

NewsWorth EXPERT IN MANIPULATION A specialist accuses media of using biased headlines and images to influence the audience's opinion. Have her ideas about "dismissive quotation marks" any validity? What are the interests behind her talk of malicious innuendo? Her strange opinions about adjective use. Is she certifiably insane to say that claims are stated in question form to avoid liability? ALSO: How much she earns and why she says that's irrelevant.

Neutrinos

"Specialists are skeptical of the news about faster than light neutrinos."

"Of course! Scientists will reject anything that challenges their cherished dogmas!"

Some time later...

"Specialists have found that the speed of the neutrinos was not properly measured."

"Of course! Scientists are always making up spectacular findings to get grants!"

Disinformation

"In the middle of this catastrophe, experts keep confusing people by saying things different from those the media report them as saying."

News

"Today is the fifth day of the news drought. News have been conspicuously absent from television the whole week, sweeping all the other topics out of the screen."

"What are the causes of this? Who benefits? And, more disquietingly, how long will it last? Today's edition will be devoted in its entirety to this pressing issue."

Nonconformity

Dedicated to all the bleach connoisseurs in the world. Cheers!

"We need your help. Apologists for alternative medicine are damaging our obscene profit margins."

"Don't worry. After our next press release, the problem will solve itself."

"Health authorities warn that smoking dynamite has no therapeutic effects and can be dangerous."

"Oh, yeah? We'll show them!"

Solution

DRUG USAGE BY THE YOUNG GROWS

"We have a problem."

"Let's ban them!"

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DRUG USAGE BY THE YOUNG KEEPS GROWING

"We have two problems"