Wifi

Cell phone

"Beware of your cell phone! It will make you sterile!"

"Contraception is a sin!"

Menace

"In today's show... MEDIA-FUELED MORAL PANICS. Are your children really safe from them?"

Hamster Attack!

Do you own a hamster? They're cute, aren't they? What pet shop attendants won't tell you, however, is that no scientific study has shown that your hamster will never become...

A HALF-TON MONSTER THIRSTY FOR THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILDREN

"Oh my God... I had never thought of that!"

Don't feel bad! With so many threats, it's hard to keep up! Luckily, this one can be easily averted!

Introducing

Qlospin5000

100% EFFECTIVE

Qlospin5000 is made with baryonic matter of natural origin and its wearer is guaranteed to be never attacked by a giant, hematophagous hamster!

"My family is safe and so I am! I'm a good parent now thanks to Qlospin5000."

Alert

(The sign fails to mention that this radiation is so powerful that it goes through dihydrogen monoxide.)

DANGER
LUMINOUS RADIATION

Luminous radiation is made up of electromagnetic emissions in the range of 400 to 790 terahertz. It is similar to the gamma rays that are released by radioactive materials, with the difference that its wavelength is much bigger.

What are its effects?

* Luminous radiation affects living beings: it causes chemical reactions in plants and changes the behavior of animals.
* Some parts of the human body (e.g., the eyes) are sensitive to luminous radiation. At certain levels, it can lead to blindness.
* It influences normal cycles of sleep and wakefulness. An alteration in these cycles can result in fatigue and serious diseases.

Did you know...?

* Many common household items emit luminous radiation. Manufacturers know this but do nothing about it because they would lose profits.
* Large amounts of luminous radiation come from outer space. In its crrent condition, the atmosphere can do nothing to stop most of it from reaching us.
* Governments take no measures against it. In some cases, they even grant contracts worth millions that result in increased levels of radiation in cities.

ENOUGH!
You can make a difference. Contact your representatives and officials and demand immediate, effective action against luminous radiation. Act now!