Friday, November 1, 2013
"We have accidentally developed this serum that can turn anyone permanently heterosexual."
"Really? Can I see?"
"Of course, there's the matter of whether it's ethical to change someone's sex orientation."
"Er... Oh, yeah... Leave the ethics to us. We are experts."
"It's made with cells from aborted fetuses."
"Oh, Lord! Why must you put us through these tests?"