Tuesday, August 11, 2015
"The collections of this museum are impressive. And very valuable!"
"That's right! And we protect them with a very simple measure. This tube of homeopathic pills."
"This is a security measure?"
"And a very effective one! No museum protected by a tube of homeopathic pills has ever been robed."
"Hum... Are there many of those museums?"
"Oh, sure. Let's start shilling for Big Pharma."