Police report

"Why do you never come here when it's other people getting robbed? Huh? I will not take your report. I am against ALL crime, not just crime that happens to be against you."

Modus operandi

"What a crass method!"

Fingerprints

"Fingerprints can tell us a lot about someone! They tell us, for example, that this gentleman was involved in last week's jewelry store robbery."

Prejudice

"So, you've just met me and already decided I'm a criminal? You don't even know who I am!"

Anti-robbery

"The collections of this museum are impressive. And very valuable!"

"That's right! And we protect them with a very simple measure. This tube of homeopathic pills."

"This is a security measure?"

"And a very effective one! No museum protected by a tube of homeopathic pills has ever been robed."

"Hum... Are there many of those museums?"

"Oh, sure. Let's start shilling for Big Pharma."