Elect

Complaint

DOWN WITH DEMOCRACY

"I don't want to bear any responsibility for anything that happens! I want to blame everything on other people!"

Popular

"The results of the parliamentary election are in. Checkered Party: fifty one percent. Striped Party: forty nine percent. This means that forty nine percent of the constituency is made up of authoritarian people who disregard the choice of the majority, and taking their votes into account would be against popular sovereignty. Therefore, every available seat will go to the Checkered Party. For the sake of democracy."

"Hooray!"

"Yes!"

Options

"Final results are in! The winner of this election is..."

"... the Striped Party."

"Yes! The polls have spoken! The people know what they want and are saying it loud and clear!"

"... the Checkered Party."

"This country is full of morons."

Democracy

"Hear hear, my fellow Lunazites! I have been to Earth and seen something called 'democracy' we should apply right away.

"Each of us will step forward and put a ball of their favorite color —either red or blue— in this vase. Then we'll count the balls. The color with the more of them will be the winner.

"Those who chose the winning color get to oppress and enslave those who chose the other color for a fixed length of time. Then it starts all over again. Any questions?"

"Are you sure that is how it works?"

"That's anti-democratic speech! Get him!"