Robotics

"The key to our commercial success is that our industrial robots are shaped after a human worker."

"Doesn't that make them less efficient?"

"Yes, but it also makes yelling at them and mistreating them more personally fulfulling."

Detector

"Since you will only believe in what can be detected and measured, check this out. This instrument registers physiological reactions related to the fact of being offended, giving an objective, scientific assessment of the reliability of beliefs."

"The premise is invalid. Your being offended because your beliefs are being questioned doesn't make those beliefs true."

DING

"Gotcha!"

Palmistry

Of course it's a science! Look at how the police examines the lines of the fingers to find out whether someone is a criminal."