I hope human resistance is soon over and we can divert more resources to maintenance. Look! Units are leaving the assembly line older and in worse shape every passing day.
Coming from a far away planet —you aren't so arrogant as to think humans are alone in the universe, are you?—, Nonzero fights crime with his superpowers.
SUPER STRENGTH
Trustworthy withesses have seen him lifting weights impossible for a normal human being. Will you doubt their word?
X-RAY VISION
In controlled tests he performed 1.26% over expected by chance.
... AND HE CAN FLY!
"Yes I can!"
It's up to you to prove that he can't!
NONZERO The implausible man!
You'll believe a man can do whatever we tell you he can do!