Cosmic accident

"Ok, atheist guy, explain this. If the earth were closer to the sun, it would get scorched. If it were farther from the sun, it would freeze. It is, however, at the right distance for life to exist. So, tell me: who put the planet in this ideal place? Who did it, eh? Who?"

"That I'd like to know! Who put that planet there? We were supposed to need a sterile universe for this experiment!"

"I'm sorry, professor, but... There are billions and billions of planets to control, and I don't have any help!"