Friday, September 30, 2011
Happy Blaspemy Day!
"Hoc est enim corpus meum!"
"This is one of our seminarists. He's practicing the consecration of the gifts."
"Is he good at it?"
"Sort of. He manages to turn the bread into Christ's flesh, but can't make the flesh have the attributes of bread."
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
"Faith helps you endure the hardest tests life puts you through. Look at me, for example. If not for my faith, now I'd feel awful for locking my wife and child in a dungeon as my religion commands."
Friday, September 16, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Friday, September 9, 2011
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
"Once upon a time there was a sheikh who owned seventeen camels. On his death bed, he told his three sons to divide them this way: one half of the camels for the elder, one third for the second son, and one ninth for the youngest.
"The princes argued and bickered for several days. They were very confused because they couldn't find a way to split the herd as their father had ordered. But then a wise old man came riding a camel and said:
"'All this business with princes and primogeniture is a reflection of an archaic, unjust society. But that is over!'
"Next, he jailed the brothers for being counter-revolutionary oligarchs and seized the camels for the people."
"I like how my other grandad tells it better."
"Bah! That petty bourgeois."