School assignment

"This is today's assignment."

Middle Ages

Imagine you are a medieval peasant.

"This is blank."

"Medieval peasants couldn't write."

Rigorous

"And remember, students, that ufology is bound by the highest standard of scientific proof. Unless you have solid, incontrovertible evidence, you must NEVER put forward the idea that a UFO is anything else than an alien spaceship. Understood?"

"YES, TEACHER!"

Price

"God loves humanity so much that he sent His only Son to pay the price for our sins."

"Does that mean Jesus is in Hell?"

"No, silly. Didn't you hear he was the boss's son? He was given a three day probation and sent home."