Colors

"People are whatever color they feel like! This is chromatic licentiousness!" "You are absolutely right. As competent authority, we'll take step conducive to rein in this chaos." MANDATORY COLOR "LIBERTICIDE!"

Moral of the story

"Well, son, what have we learned from today's read?" "Er... That earthlings are full of germs and must be cooked well before eating them?" "Very good!"

Psychoanalytic theory

"Boys aged three to six want to have sex with their mother, but fear their father will castrate them as a punishment." "What? Every boy?" "Every boy. "Girls that age desire their mother too, but, upon realizing they lack a penis, come to the conclusion that they have been castrated already." "Every girl?" "Every girl." "But, has this been scientifically confirmed?" "The scientific method is of no use here! Each person is unique, so generalizations as expected by science are just not possible. "Now, as I was saying, if these anxieties common to every child are not properly resolved..."