Friday, October 29, 2010

Bomb

Bomb

"The uranium atom inflates more and more as neutron after neutron enter it, until the point is reached when it goes pop. Neutros spread in every direction like buckshot and kill everyone in range."

"Are you sure? I saw a documentary short ago where a scientist explained..."

"A scientist? Why would you listen to those people? They invented the atom bomb!"

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Difference 2

Difference 2

Keep spotting the differences.

Intolerant: "All other religions are false because they are different from MINE."

Tolerant: "All other religions are true because, deep down, they are all the same as MINE."

Friday, October 22, 2010

Nonconformity

Nonconformity

Dedicated to all the bleach connoisseurs in the world. Cheers!

"We need your help. Apologists for alternative medicine are damaging our obscene profit margins."

"Don't worry. After our next press release, the problem will solve itself."

"Health authorities warn that smoking dynamite has no therapeutic effects and can be dangerous."

"Oh, yeah? We'll show them!"