Personhood

"Don't confuse the issue with technicalities! These embryos are over eighteen and you have no right to prevent them from voting!"

Study

"The results of the study we funded are back."

"Wonderful! There will finally be an independent assessment of the evidence and the swindle of global warming will be debunked at last."

"Actually, our study shows a steady increase in surface temperatures during the twentieth century, at a rate accelerating in the last few decades."

"Why should we take this study at face value? It was funded by a group with vested political and economic interests in the issue!"

Candidate

"No more oppressive wire fences! If you vote for me, I will eliminate this hindrance to the freedom of movement of all chickens!"