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"I got done for robbery. But my neighbor's the one to blame."
"How so?"
"He got something I really wanted."
"Had I eaten your chocolate cake, then I'd be a bad person. I am not a bad person. Therefore, I —burp— didn't eat your chocolate cake."
"Oh! Well, if logic says so..."
Sears Tower
442 meters
Chicago, 1973
Petronas Towers
452 meters
Kuala Lumpur, 1998
Taipei 101
509 meters
Taipei, 2004
Burj Khalifa
828 meters
Dubai, 2010
"Well?"
"Still no new languages among the workers, sir."
"We must keep pushing until we find the minimum required height."
"You think you're entitled to walk the streets without suffering violence, and I'm fine with that. Just respect the fact that others disagree with you."
"God created man and woman different and assigned each of them their own purpose. That's the natural order of things. It's no use to question it."
"No more dogma!"
"Booo!"
"Men and women don't have the same interests and occupations because they evolved differently. It's scientific."
"No, it isn't."
"Don't question science."
"During your tenure, your apartment's numbers have climbed over seven billion. I'm afraid the New World Order will have to relieve you of your responsibilities as vice-president of world population reduction."
"Aawww..."
"This new report confirms it, mister secretary. The textile industry uses slave labor."
"This is unacceptable and must be fought at the highest levels."
CLOTHING MANUFACTURE BANNED BY GOVERNMENT
Secretary: "This is an immoral industry."
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS ONE WHO FIGHTS
"Aww... Thank you!"
"We are blamed for invading these countries and bombing their populations, but no one says a word about their having so much oil."
"Indeed! They're asking for it."