The end

"My God... It has happened... It's the end of the world, just as I had predicted. I was right... and everybody else was wrong... And there's no one left to rub it in their faces!"

A good deed

"Emergency, brother Christopher! A religious fanatic is assaulting a socialist homosexual Muslim immigrant!"

"Good Heavens, brother Theodore! There's not a second to waste!"

"Faster, brother! We're almost there!"

"May the Lord help us arrive on time."

"God hates your kind! You will all burn in Hell!"

"No, please! No more! Ouch!"

"Make no mistake, my friend! This violence has nothing to do with the message of Jesus Christ!"

"The Gospels preach love and charity among all men."

"Phew! We arrived just in time!"

"You can say that again, brother Theodore! That person could have walked away with a permanent bad impression of Christianity."

"Heeelp meee..."

Recognition

"Analysis of the lasts evidence indicates that reiki, crystal healing and magnet therapy do have effect on human health."

"Our specialities are recognized at last!"

"Checkmate, scientific establishment!"

"Accordingly, these treatments will be subject to regulation and only certified medical doctors will be allowed to offer them."

"What? No!"

"What about patients' rights?"

"The establishment always finds the way to win!"