Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Happy New Year!

Flea Snobbery will be closed for the Holiday season. Updates will resume in Juanuary of the Year of the End of the World.

Friday, December 9, 2011



"Look at what I made! Now I'll buy it from myself and then sell it to myself again for a higher price. If I do it enough times, I'll be rich!"

"Look at what I made! It's a perpetual motion machine!"

Tuesday, December 6, 2011



"You are offending me gratuitously, sir. For starters, being a Jew is not a race. Therefore, your charges of racism are unfounded. Furthermore, Arabs are Semites and I have nothing against them. So I can't be an anti-Semite as you have called me, either."

"Well... when you put it that way..."

"Are you done with your political correctness? Can I return to what I was doing?"

"Oh, sure! Please excuse my ignorance."

Friday, December 2, 2011

The evil one

The evil one

"The prisoner keeps denying the charges of witchcraft."

"Clearly she's resisting the interrogation with help from the devil."

"'This study finds that homeopathy has no effect beyond placebo.'"

"Clearly big farma threw a lot of money at this."